If I Were A..

If I were a stone, I would be: amethyst. I collected stones as a child, and was always drawn to amethyst.

If I were a tree, I would be: a weeping willow. flowy and calm.

If I were a bird, I would be: a peacock of many colors.

If I were a machine, I would be: a sewing machine.

If I were a tool, I would be: a level.

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a venus flytrap.

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: high in the upper 60's & sunny with a slight chance of rain.

If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a fairy.

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a piano.

If I were an animal, I would be: a porcupine.

If I were a color, I would be: deep purple.

If I were an emotion, I would be: peaceful.

If I were a vegetable, I would be: a corn stalk.

If I were a sound, I would be: the pitter patter of rain.

If I were an Element, I would be: oxygen. pretty vital.

If I were a car, I would be: a brightly-painted purple (old) Volkswagon Beetle.

If I were a song, I would be: at the moment .. "Satellite Heart" by Anya Marina

If I were to trade places with another person, it would be: no real people…. possibly Bella's character from the 'Twilight' series... (shut up.)

If I were a movie, I would be: garden state.

If I were a food, I would be: chocolate.

If I were a place, I would be: the green fields of Ireland.

If I were a material, I would be: black satin.

If I were a taste, I would be: tart.

If I were a religion, I would be: Catholic.

If I were a word, I would be: gingerly.

If I were an object, I would be: glitter.

If I were a body part I would be: an eyeball.

If I were a facial expression I would be: a sly grin.

If I were a subject in school I would be: art.

If I were a cartoon character I would be: Jane from 'Daria'.

If I were a shape I would be a: star.

If I were a number I would be: 6.

If I were a month I would be: January.

If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday.

If I were a time of day I would be: 2am.

If I were a direction I would be: west.

If I were a piece of furniture I would be: an antique dresser.

If I were a sin I would be: lust.

If I were a historical figure I would be: Jackie O.

If I were a liquid I would be: plum wine.

If I were a method of death I would be: painless.

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2007 Awards

(since I haven't much peace of mind for any other sort of post)

1) DRINKING BUDDY OF THE YEAR?
Staci

2) LIFETIME SERVICE AWARD (longest friend)
Kenneth

3) NEWCOMER AWARD - COOLEST NEWEST FRIEND?
Probably Drake, he's the coolest friend I've made in the past year or two.

3) HIGH POINT OF THE YEAR?
Seeing Seattle, Flying for the first time, Joining a gym, Losing some weight

4) LOW POINT OF THE YEAR?
Severe jet-lag after Seattle, being alone while Kenneth was in Dallas, Kenneth losing contest

5) BEST HOLIDAY?
Christmas this year will hopefully be cool, the day of.

6) YOUR SONG FOR 2007?
"Code Red" Tori Amos, "All I need" Radiohead, "Hey Jude" Beatles

7) MOVIE FOR 2007?
I loved 'Across the Universe', 'Transformers', 'Gone Baby Gone'. Sure I'm leaving something great out.

8) BEST SEASON THIS YEAR?
Fall/Winter

9) BEST MONTH?
Probably November (I can't remember the early months much anyway)

11) BEST RELATIONSHIP?
The ones I have with my two boys :)

12) WHAT WERE YOU FOR HALLOWEEN?
Nothing. Or rather, myself. :(

13) RESTAURANT OF THE YEAR?
Jalisco Grill forever baby

14) BEST DECISION MADE THIS YEAR?
To join a gym

15) WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR NEXT YEAR?
Umm... live?

16) MOST STUPID IDEA WHEN DRUNK?
Have no clue, I have good ideas when drunk.

19) TV SHOW OF THE YEAR?
Survivor!

20) MOST LOYAL FRIEND?
S, K, V

21) BIGGEST CHANGE OF THE YEAR?
Traveling cross-country for the first time. Adapting to hectic travel plans. New store manager.

22) BIGGEST douche bag AWARD?
My manager has his moments, so him.
OH let's not forget my step mother in law.

23) NEW YEAR RESOLUTION?
Be good to myself, in general.
Make a financial plan for myself.. saving/organizing etc. STRESS to reduce stress... Sheesh.

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